so . . . I got a new bottle of lube. My favorite, Millenium ID Glide.
Yay!
But I spilled almost the whole damn thing.
Boo!
So I ordered another bottle, online.
Yay!
I opened the package.
WHOA!
Instead of the nice, discreet little 2.5 oz bottle I had been getting -- I got the 8.5 oz bottle instead!
Whoa momma! It's like Giantess Size!
A little bit of this stuff goes a LONG way, ya know? I mean, you only need a few drops.
I'll be using this bottle up for 5 years!
Unless I get realllllly lucky!