I used to read everything on the Cellar, but if it's beyond about a page (at 1600x1200 and a fully maximized window, which is a lot)... I'm just like "yep, too fuckin' long."
It helps a lot of the text is broken up. I can't stand reading one long paragraph. Jeez, people!
Also, Whit's indenting drives me insane and I find his posts difficult to read. It wouldn't be a big deal, but he doesn't double-return for his new paragraphs, which means that you sometimes have stuff looking like this.
Hi, I'm Whit.
I really like to eat corndogs, because corndogs are delicious. Who doesn't like corndogs? There are two types of people in this world: those who like corndogs and those who do not. And to the latter type, I must say: who do you think you're kidding? Corndogs are delicious!
That's all.
His posts aren't long usually, but I strain to read them. Whit, if you're reading, put in extra returns!
But yeah. If it's really long, forget about it.
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