The Cellar: Loves Santa, but reindeer poop on the shingles smells bad.
The Cellar: Leaving special brownies for Santa this year.
The Cellar: No longer allowed to say "ho ho ho".
The Cellar: Smells like Batman, there's Robin eggs all over the place, the Batmobile is on a jackstand - must be Christmas
The Cellar: Putting leftover Halloween candy in kids stockings this year
The Cellar: Hark, the Hell's Angels sing
The Cellar: Baby Jesus cries when the Little Drummer Boy starts his solo
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