[ZenGum]

I think it needs more "kiss my gold-plated ass you bunch of go-nowhere losers! You guys are sooooo screwed without me because I was the only one keeping this clapped-out tramp steamer of a company from capsizing completely and taking the lot of you incompetent, gossiping, mouth-breathing, backstabbing, coffee-swilling, whining, cube-dwelling, pin-striped slackers with it...."

What? You don't want to burn the bridges? *sigh* Ok, it's good as it is.

For a minute there I thought you were leaving US, Radar. Don't scare us like that.