Screw the Mayan Calendar, my desk calendar runs out on December 31 2008! Holy crap guys that gives us barely 11 months! The End Is NIGH!
And this isn's some ancient, out of date thingy from some technologically underdeveloped people, this is a recent production using the best human society has to offer. I'm really worried.
Edit: Ok, don't panic. I found another page showing that there will in fact be a 2009. We've got some breathing space for the aliens to come and save us.