While I was driving through Ohio, I saw a ton of Highway Dept. signs urging people to slow down. They were written in "kidscrawl" and read like this:
Please slow down. My daddy works here. Thanks. Abbi
AND
Please slow down. My mommy works here. Thanks. Bobby
To which I would say almost every time I saw one, "Awww...that's cute. Too bad I don't give a damn about your mommy/daddy."
Now that I think about it, I should have said, "Ah, that must've been your daddy/mommy that I ran over about 30 miles back."
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