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BigV · 02-20-2008, 01:25 PM

I couldn't possibly care less about the boss of FLJ.

But I will trump your CA card with my humor card.

Man is talking with his doctor after the test results are in. The atmosphere is tense...the doctor is solemn.

The doctor says to the man "I'm sorry, but you have cancer."

The man is stunned, tears welling up in his eyes. He stammers, "But, but..."

The doctor interrupts him, saying "Wait. That's not all, I have some more bad news. You also have Alzheimer's."

Amazingly, the man is relieved; no, more than relieved, actually happy. He laughs and says "Well, thank God, at least I don't have cancer!"

02-20-2008, 01:25 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I couldn't possibly care less about the boss of FLJ. But I will trump your CA card with my humor card. Man is talking with his doctor after the test results are in. The atmosphere is tense...the doctor is solemn. The doctor says to the man "I'm sorry, but you have cancer." The man is stunned, tears welling up in his eyes. He stammers, "But, but..." The doctor interrupts him, saying "Wait. That's not all, I have some more bad news. You also have Alzheimer's." Amazingly, the man is relieved; no, more than relieved, actually happy. He laughs and says "Well, thank God, at least I don't have cancer!" __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.