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Old 03-01-2008, 07:48 PM   #11
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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If you don't get your honey
Diamonds for Christmas
You are a loser.
She will leave you.

If you don't get your cherub
Diamonds on Valentines
You will suffer
She will hate you

If you don't get your darling
Diamonds for Mothers Day
You're a bad father
She will shun you

When does it end?
All this spend spend spend?

What will come next?

Do we need emeralds for Paddy's day
Jet and Obsidian for MLK
Citrine and Sapphires when Michigan play
Knuckle-dusters for when you mother stays?

Oops

And when we are all spent
Do we give up gems for Lent?
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