If you don't get your honey
Diamonds for Christmas
You are a loser.
She will leave you.
If you don't get your cherub
Diamonds on Valentines
You will suffer
She will hate you
If you don't get your darling
Diamonds for Mothers Day
You're a bad father
She will shun you
When does it end?
All this spend spend spend?
What will come next?
Do we need emeralds for Paddy's day
Jet and Obsidian for MLK
Citrine and Sapphires when Michigan play
Knuckle-dusters for when you mother stays?
Oops
And when we are all spent
Do we give up gems for Lent?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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