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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing you already told her twice
Why do women wear white during a wedding?
All kitchen appliances come in white.
Why don't women need umbrellas?
It doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bedroom
God said, " Adam I could make you the perfect mate, but it will cost you an arm and a leg" Adam replied," What can I get for a rib?"
What do all the women in the battered women shelter have in common?
they don't know when to shut up
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
What! that bitch can cook in the dark.
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa
It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge
The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.
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