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Some people are just fart bags. The personality of a real stinker...If I have to spell out my metaphors..I actually ripped it off a comedian.
He does a joke about his wife farting in the car before dropping it at valet parking....She says: They are going to think you did it. He says: of course they are going to think I did it...I look like a fart. I look like a big bag of farts...

And he does look like a bag full of farts...

Oh you were asking because I'm sexist..now I remember...