[Radar]

1. I never lie.

2. I live in a great state. It's economy surpasses that of most other states combined and is greater than all but a few nations on earth.

3. I didn't say I've never lied, I say I never lie. I've lied in the past, but that was when I was a child. I haven't lied in many years, and none of those were on this board.

4. I did run for office. Perhaps the fact that I don't lie cost me the election. I think it probably had more to do with the fact that I am a white man who was running as a Libertarian in a strictly Democratic district where white people are less than 10% of the population against a 20 year incumbent who is a black female in the Democratic Party and who shows up constantly on the news pulling the race card.

5. I would not kiss around or on or near a dick. A dick and my mouth are never in the same area and aren't likely to be near each other short of some kind of prison gang rape scene and then it would happen after I was knocked unconscious.