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Ooops. I realized I had been in my other personality for a few minutes. He only comes out once every election year. His name is Tim Glide, and he goes nuts every so often. Then he pretends he's heterosexual, and joins a cult, and marries a B list movie star.
But he's gone now, at least for four years. So back to the potato problem. Who was really behind this plot, and why peeled potatoes? Where was Poppy? What was the significance of the TAPPITY TAP TAP in my head? Does red wine really go better with meat than fish?
I knew the answers were out there, so I slipped into my shoulder holster, and ventured out into the cover of the night.I knew I had to get to...
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