An 85 year old woman has been widowed for a number of years, so her granddaughter fixes her up with a 90 year old man for a blind date.
The day after the date, granddaughter calls her gradma and asks how the date went.
"I had to slap him 3 times." Grandma says.
"Why," asks the granddaughter, "did he get fresh?"
"No," says gramma, "I thought he was dead!"
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