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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
No, it's not a coincidence, but what came first, the hours or the beer?
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If I recall my Sunday school lessons correctly, God created time before beer. It's a good thing too. Sunday school also taught me that the reason God took Sunday off was because of the Saturday night bender he went on. Also, it turns out that God is an alcoholic, and has been plastered ever since.
I mean, how else can you explain the Special Olympics? They're obviously the result of a drunken prank.