How 'bout this one:
Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut last night. Last night I found a peanut, found a peanut last night.
Cracked it open, cracked it open, cracked it open last night Last night I cracked it open, cracked it open last night.
It was rotten, it was rotten, it was rotten last night, last night it was rotten, it was rotten last night.
Ate it anyway, ate it anyway, ate it anyway last night, last night I ate it anyway, ate it anyway last night.
repeat with other verses:
# Got a stomach ache"
# "Called the doctor"
# "Penicillin"
# "Didn't work"
# "Operation"
# "Died Anyway"
# "Went to Heaven"
# "Wouldn't take me "
# "Went the other way"
# "Didn't want me"
# "Woke up"
# "It was a dream"
# "Found a peanut" ...
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