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Old 05-14-2008, 09:59 AM   #1
Flint
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Worst Movie Title Ever

I'm gonna have to go with Captain Corelli's Mandolin. I'm not 100% certain what this movie is about, but the title tells a stupid story.

I'll bet there's this tough, yet sensitive army captain, overseas, and he privately shares his delicate feelings via his stupid mandolin, with some dipshit underling who always remembers him, after he predictably dies leaving his stupid mandolin behind as a reminder to always treasure the precious things in life even under the worst circumstances. Or some equally stupid bullshit as that.

Anybody seen it? Am I right?

Oh, and the story is told via flashbacks. I'll bet.
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