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I've seen it. The only thing I vividly remember is Penelope Cruz's boobs, but if I recall, he was an Italian Captain who was stationed in Greece and had it in for ol' Penal-ope and showed her so by delivering wooden lines and playing the mandolin one night, writing a song that he named after her or some shit. They got separated after the war, he was apparently having second thoughts about shagging someone with armpit hair (which they showed in the movie, I didn't need to see that, especially when there were boobs on the screen) and didn't call, so years later he recorded Penal-ope's song and sent it to her on vinyl, assumingly in the hopes that she finally shaved her pits. I think that's more or less it.
Personally, I hold a grudge against movie titles from movies that star Jodie Foster or Ashley Judd. They're like the Sly Stallone or Arnie Schwarzeneggers of action chick flicks, and you can almost always figure out the plot without seeing the movie.
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