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Inchling had a playdate w/ one of his girlfriends today. Ever the gentleman, he defers to his guest's wishes to play "Let's get married" instead of "Trucks falling from the sky and crushing cars."
As they passed by Mrs. Foot overheard him say defiantly: "No, you'll get the wedding ring AFTER the baby is born."
He probably couldn't remember the words "paternity test."
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