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Originally Posted by Undertoad
In Portland, OR, this little guy ran onto a light rail car at the airport and found a seat. Unfortunately, lacking pockets and/or opposable thumbs, he could not pay the fare. He was lassoed by a wildlife official, and was eventually released into a field nearby, where he reportedly bounded away running after field mice.
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He later went downtown and stowed away on an Acme Bus Line coach to
Arizona. He transferred onto the
wrong bus there. After licking his wounds, he made his way to
Colorado, where he got a complimentary ride on, uh,
Coyote Bus Lines. From
the Coyote depot southwest of Chicago's Loop, he hopped
CTA up to
the
Wicker Park neighborhood. The spring edition of
the party he was looking forward to had been moved
downtown. Walking between the Wacker Drive Riverwalk and South Michigan Avenue party venues, he popped into
this great Quiznos shop down by the Art Institute.
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"Hey, can somebody help me out with a bottlecap here?"