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You could always name them like a pedigree cat!
Monster's Spamfeast of Beest for example.
Okay - I admit, I don't really undertsand how pedigree names work. If someone can come up with a better template I'm happy to adhere to it.
At present my daughter would be
Cherry's Aylesbury Blush
Because I wouldn't know where she was from. And I'd love it if she was a kitten after all.
My son would just be Felix Elvis Peter [surname] because that's already decided! Except he'd probably be the second coming, given that I haven't had sex in nearly two years.
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