Nah, we don't let mexicans in the neighborhood. just kidding, of course. they come during daylight hours by permit to do our lawns.
ok, i better stop that before someone thinks I'm seriously anti-mexican. my neighbor has 4 boxers, 2 chihuahuas, and a pitbull. and a freaking cockatu. hate that thing. anyway, no problem with the dogs. (or the fact that he's mexican
) the guy behind me though has a beagle. more precisely, his kids who visit once a month have a beagle that he keeps. outside. too much. i have resorted to shooting the little bastard with an airsoft gun when it howls at me from the top of the kids' swingset. i never thought about cutting it in half. until just now.