So, we'd gotten a new puppy who loved 'going' in the house. Needless to say, it drove me crazy! Typically, I'd rant about the little *&%$ dog and tell the little ones to let it outside.
Forward to Irishgrandmama coming for a visit, and on cue the puppy goes...in the house...again. Irishlad(3 yrs) verifies that there is indeed a mess by shouting, " That damn dog shit again!"
Calmly, Irishgrandmama replies, "Now, lad, what would your mother say?"
To which Irishlad responds...
"She'd say, ' PUT THAT FUCKING DOG OUTSIDE!!!'"
