A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture
on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical
students.
He realized that this was not the most riveting subject, so the
professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what
your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
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