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Trilby · 08-24-2008, 03:40 PM

after groovin' on the Village People's YMCA and hearing the Theme from
Shaft earlier this morning, I decided to give Shaft anther close listen.

The instrumental should, by all that's right and good, be background porno music...but when I really gave it a good listen, I felt it should be used as the background music for...get ready now....

Olympic Fucking!

Wouldn't that be great? I find the best fuckers in each country and then have them compete in the gymnasium! I think it would inspire so many people to really go out there and give it their best! Since I thought of it, I want to be one of the commentators. Who wants to be my co-com?

Also, I would love to introduce John Shaft to my family as my finacee. It would go something like this, "Mom, dad! This is the man I've been telling you about! He's a helluva private dick, a real mean motherf*kker and real complicated so I'm the only one who can understand him, isn't that right Johnny Sweetie?" Oh, yeah.

08-24-2008, 03:40 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Shaft Olympics! NSWF--naughty language after groovin' on the Village People's YMCA and hearing the Theme from Shaft earlier this morning, I decided to give Shaft anther close listen. The instrumental should, by all that's right and good, be background porno music...but when I really gave it a good listen, I felt it should be used as the background music for...get ready now.... Olympic Fucking! Wouldn't that be great? I find the best fuckers in each country and then have them compete in the gymnasium! I think it would inspire so many people to really go out there and give it their best! Since I thought of it, I want to be one of the commentators. Who wants to be my co-com? Also, I would love to introduce John Shaft to my family as my finacee. It would go something like this, "Mom, dad! This is the man I've been telling you about! He's a helluva private dick, a real mean motherfkker and real complicated so I'm the only one who can understand him, isn't that right Johnny Sweetie?" Oh, yeah. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 08-24-2008 at 03:45 PM.*