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It's Time for Fall Fecal Fest!
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This was good for a laugh! The punch line is that is it from a legitimate sender. We're members of the Woodland Park Zoo society, and as such, get email from them. Every year the zoo *cough* unloads their manure and surprisingly, demand exceeds supply. There's a freakin lottery to get some.
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Fall Fecal Fest
Get a load of this!
It’s time once again for our Fall Fecal Fest, the twice yearly opportunity for local gardeners to enter the lottery to receive a load of composted Zoo Doo or our new Bedspread, a composted mulch with a slightly higher sawdust component than traditional Zoo Doo. Whatever your preference, Dr. Doo is accepting entry cards for Zoo Doo or Bedspread from September 5 through September 20 only. Entry cards will be randomly selected according to supply and demand. Dr. Doo will contact the lucky drawn entries only. The Fecal Fest traditionally sells out.
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