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Originally Posted by ZenGum
Lay the giant TV flat on the floor.
Play DVD of gay orgy porn on TV.
Cover self and partner(s) of your choice in oil.
Writhe naked on screen of TV with partner(s).
Film this. Send video to sisters as a thank you note for their latest present... "I always love the creative sex-toys you keep sending me."
If they survive the shock, they might stop sending you stuff. Or they might start sending you even more disturbing things. Maybe you'll like that.
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Nah. Did that last year with the portable TV for the Christmas cards.
