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Shawnee123 · 09-10-2008, 10:09 AM

Are minions exchangeable? For example, if I chose a minion and that minion didn't work out, could I upgrade my minion?

I like ferret's minion idea, but it seems unfair and tacky to want a minion just because everyone else has that minion. Minion fads come and go, as well.

My minion should be timeless, elegant. My minion should laugh at all my jokes and kick the shins of those who discount me. My minion needs to be literate, eloquent, and polite, yet not afraid to express minion viewpoints. My minion should smell like lilies and taste like bacon.

I want an omni-minion.

09-10-2008, 10:09 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Are minions exchangeable? For example, if I chose a minion and that minion didn't work out, could I upgrade my minion? I like ferret's minion idea, but it seems unfair and tacky to want a minion just because everyone else has that minion. Minion fads come and go, as well. My minion should be timeless, elegant. My minion should laugh at all my jokes and kick the shins of those who discount me. My minion needs to be literate, eloquent, and polite, yet not afraid to express minion viewpoints. My minion should smell like lilies and taste like bacon. I want an omni-minion. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby