Geezy peezy...that hurts to look at it!
Eh, I just gots some feet, girl. Not buffed, polished, colored, or otherwise embellished. I gots the kind of feet you wanna run around barefooted (barefeeted? barefoot? barefeet?) through the prairies and forests. I gots me some feet of my ancestors. You could drive a small shark-truck under my arches, which also makes them good tree-climbin' feets.