Hely is more like my PA to be honest. She doesn't even let me go to the toilet on my own! Her pads are a dark pink. I had a struggle to get her to let me see them - I manhandle Diz regularly, tipping him upside down to check his belly for fleas for example, but Hely - despite adoring me - is more wary.
Ha - Julia's from Adelaide. If an animal can't kill you it's no problem! Good point though

She's gromming herself on my desk at the mo (Hely I mean) so I'll take the opportunity to run my pet hair roller over the chair.