I posted a few months ago about a rude comment some lady made to me while smoking near my office.
Well, it happened again and again it brought out the worst (or best depending on your POV) in me.
2 "ladies" passed by me while I was smoking and one of them said out LOUD to the other that "smoking is so disgusting!". My brain and mouth went into autopilot again and I yelled back "So is spitting and pissing on someones' leg! Wanna see me go for the hat trick?!".
They just kept walking, but a little faster.