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I can't remember if I've mentioned before about my friend in college who had a brain tumor (that was later successfully removed and he is living a happy and productive life now...)
He was smoking outside the library and some sorority chick said on her way past, "Those things will give you cancer, you know."
He of course said, "That's okay, I've already got it. The cigarettes just help me feel better about the fact that I'm going to die."
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