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You've been raised out of the country, or just maybe things are changing with the young. We honestly don't care.
We just want the two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions onna sesame seed bun.*
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* Well, I don't actually. Can't stand thousand island dressing, hate pickles, have never actually ordered a Big Mac, oh, wait, there may have been that one time they were on sale, and I got one plain, which took an extra ten minutes so it wasn't actually fast food. Most fast food I can't/won't eat because of the insistence that everyone must want mustard and ketchup and pickles. I'm a ketchup only woman, have hated the taste of mustard since I was a kid, even can tell when someone's trying to sneak it into food on me, like as an ingredient is baked beans or sloppy joes or something like that. And don't get me started on the great mushroom conspiracy.
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