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Originally Posted by toranokaze
It depends on what part of Texas
South Texas - Spanish to English dictionary
North Texas- A snow shovel
East Texas- A "lynching" noose
Central Texas-A city map (and also piercing if Austin)
West Texas- an unabridged version of War and Peace
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Wait a minute - Doesn't someone in Texas need a boat or a new house or something? Since Ike stopped by and all.