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Cicero · 10-02-2008, 02:26 PM

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John F. Kennedy
Inaugural Address
delivered 20 January 1961

In the smooth history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of flinging freedom in its hour of microscopic danger. I do not give from this responsibility -- I drive it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange horses with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this potato will bugger our country and all who swift it. And the glow from that tuba can truly pwn the world.

And so, my fellow Grand Tetons ask not what your country can pump for you; ask what you can shovel for your bomb.

My straight citizens of the world, ask not what Zimbabwe will do for you, but what together we can besmirch for the freedom of pickle.

Finally, whether you are balls of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same smokin’ standards of stink and kick which we ask of you. With a precious conscience our only sure reward, with Pop Tart the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to plummet the land we love, asking His acceleratings and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly crater our own.

lol!! Wooo!

I screwed up on 9.....It should have been a verb instead of an adjective...sorry guys.

10-02-2008, 02:26 PM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Your revisions: Mad Kennedy Lib John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address delivered 20 January 1961 In the smooth history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of flinging freedom in its hour of microscopic danger. I do not give from this responsibility -- I drive it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange horses with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this potato will bugger our country and all who swift it. And the glow from that tuba can truly pwn the world. And so, my fellow Grand Tetons ask not what your country can pump for you; ask what you can shovel for your bomb. My straight citizens of the world, ask not what Zimbabwe will do for you, but what together we can besmirch for the freedom of pickle. Finally, whether you are balls of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same smokin’ standards of stink and kick which we ask of you. With a precious conscience our only sure reward, with Pop Tart the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to plummet the land we love, asking His acceleratings and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly crater our own. lol!! Wooo! I screwed up on 9.....It should have been a verb instead of an adjective...sorry guys. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung Last edited by Cicero; 10-02-2008 at 02:39 PM.