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spudcon · 10-07-2008, 09:17 AM

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses.
The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.
The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
'Look,' said the doctor, 'there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses.'
'I know,' agreed the blonde, 'But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames.'
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. 'Hi Susie,' he said, 'how do you like your new phone?'
Susie replied, 'I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though...'
'What's that, sweetie?' asked her husband.
'How did you know I was at Wal-Mart ?'

10-07-2008, 09:17 AM	#2142
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see 'Closed for the Winter.' --------------------------------- A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. 'Look,' said the doctor, 'there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses.' 'I know,' agreed the blonde, 'But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames.' ------------------------------- A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. 'Hi Susie,' he said, 'how do you like your new phone?' Susie replied, 'I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though...' 'What's that, sweetie?' asked her husband. 'How did you know I was at Wal-Mart ?' __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."