Hee.
Yeah, I had a problem with that song "maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."
I have wayyyyyy better ways to get revenge than to fuck up his car. That's so...billy.
Well, I don't really have wayyyyyy better ways but I'll sure give him an angry glance that could, possibly, melt him.
Anyway, the best revenge is to walk away and act like you don't care. The best revenge is to portray back to him how little he must have meant because you're not upset. The best revenge is to be a classier human being than the little chick he's taken up with. And it's free.