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Originally Posted by TheMercenary
I doubt I was the first one to think of it, but I have been using it for the last 8 years.
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Well stop using it. See what happens.
Blonde walks into doctor's office, says everything hurts. Doc says show me. Blonde touches kneecap, "This hurts"; touches ear, "This hurts"; touches rib, "This hurts"; touches stomach, "This hurts"; touches neck, "This hurts".
Doctor checks her out and hands her a small splint and sends her on her way.
Blonde says "What's this for? I feel pain in all those places."
Doctor says "You have a broken finger."
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mercy, I think you have an inflamed blamer. Try resting that finger. Stop abusing it with that kind of language and see if things don't clear up right away.