Diz has such bad farts today.
He's just come to lie on my chest (I have the laptop propped up on my knees) and let another one go. With his arse about 12cm from my face.
They're hot and meaty and if they had a colour (and it's hard to believe they haven't) they would be toxix orange, as in Agent)
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