[ferret88]

Originally Posted by monster

(I've translated for you, because I knew you weren't expecting it....)

1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
   one
   
2. Can you touch your toes?
   with what?
   
3. Which sport do you play most often?
   define sport
   
4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
   a week or so
   
5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
   never :p
   
6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
   yes
   
7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
   rarely
   
8. What is your favorite color?
   color of what?
   
9. Do you have a passport?
   yes
   
10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
    dark blue
    
11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
    t-shirt