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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
- Whom did Claudine Longet shoot? Spider Sabich
- Can you touch your tra la la? Yes, just not in public
- At which ports do you moor most often? The ones with water
- How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R? a brown loafer
- Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option) The police seem to think so...
- Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing? Yes, but I had to change dry-cleaners
- Do you want to spoil the party or will you go? No
- What is your favorite color Necco wafer? Grape
- Do you have a fever of unknown origin? Yes, and the only cure is more cowbell
- Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic? Cannibal
- What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one? The one someone else is paying for
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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