[BrianR]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

1. Whom did Claudine Longet shoot? who?
2. Can you touch your tra la la? not since the restraining order
3. At which ports do you moor most often? none any more
4. How long since you opened an oyster in a month without an R? never
5. Do you drive better when you are drunk? (Never is not an option) no
6. Have you ever simultaneously sneezed, farted, and hiccuped while you were peeing? I hope not, the sneeze alone was a mess!
7. Do you want to spoil the party or will you go? I'll stay! [/Jimmy Durante]
8. What is your favorite color Necco wafer? the yellow one
9. Do you have a fever of unknown origin? not any more
10. Idi Amin: Prophet or Lunatic? Lunatic
11. What is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one? after six I go for the cheap stuff