Oh, I know what you mean Cic.
Tell 'em you had a damn lobotomy and are prone to extreme violence. In what has been deemed a medical miracle, doctors found you were much more calm when constantly surrounded by the sweet yet acrid smell of coffee. You are mandated to work there by the state, though you have to be closely monitored as you have been known to suddenly start swinging a knife and throwing hot coffee, usually provoked by some dumbass asking personal questions.
"Bite me" is always a good response too, in my experience.
