To: Dean of Students <deanstockwell@osulite.edu>
Cc: Professional Affairs Review Board <parb@osulite.edu>
Bcc: Wife <angryproflvr@yahoo.com>
Subject: Brianna again
Colleagues,
Here is an example of what Brianna (formerly known as "cancer lady") has been sending to me (attached). This is the same woman who had such a negative impact on both my teaching, my emotional response, and on my professional standing here at Osulite University.
Clearly, she is semi-insane and only wants to impact my life in a dramatic way. Here I think she's trying to flirt with me (my department colleagues agree) and I just want you to be on notice that not only has this happened, but that it represents a further arc in her emotional reactions over the last year and a half that have had such huge repercussions for me, my teaching career and my family.
It is clear that her creative writing skills are above normal, and on that matter she should be quite proud, as I am in having instructed her. But you can see that this situation has not resolved itself. I have sent her a simple notice (also attached) thanking her for her help in "filling out my ballot", in which I merely explained that I understand the ballot process; but I suspect she only read it as an acknowledgment of her lurid suggestions, which is not exactly what I intended.
In every other way she's an outstanding woman and student. One lecturer in our department suggested that I take notice of the outstanding quality of her cans, but I don't see what food storage has to do with it. Please advise.
Attachments: punchmyballotbigboy.txt, gentleresponse.txt