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Old 11-11-2008, 10:51 PM   #5
Undertoad
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True story, there was this one guy who announced that he was the joke-telling beggar. He wanted to give something in return for your donation, so he had jokes. He said

"Who was the first carpenter."

who.

"Eve. She made Adam's banana stand."

I gave the guy all the change in my pocket.
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