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War medic confirms Adolf Hitler only had one testicle
AN account from a German army medic has confirmed that Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
Veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down but the document has only been realeased now, The Sun reports.

Mr Jambor died aged 94 in 1985, but the secret he told to priest Franciszek Pawlar was backed up by Mr Jambors friend Blassius Hanczuch.

He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?'"

Mr Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Mr Jambor began to suffer nightmares and blamed himself for saving Hitler.

There has long been suspicion that Hitler only had one testicle and the topic has been the topic of many British songs, a common example being:

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is on the kitchen wall,
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.