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This is part pun and part just funny.
My grandma, who was a really funny lady, asked my ex what he wanted for Christmas. (They were great buddies) He replied "A new butt. Mine has a crack in it." She laughed.
At Christmas he opened up a package with a small container of spackle and a putty knife with a note saying a new butt costs too much, but he could repair the old one.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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