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To the tune of "The Christmas Song"
Morons shooting down crowded aisles.
Dead guys trampled at the door.
Black Friday sales are resulting in death.
Merry Christmas. Merry Fucking Christmas, tooooo, yoooouuuu.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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