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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow, that's cool. Where did you get it?" The parrot replies, "In Africa, they've got millions of 'em."
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin
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