Don't worry, everybody. The Secret is the answer. You know, if you go to The Secret website, there's a place where you can print out this fake check, and fill in the amount that you want to have the Universal Forces of Greedy Goodness give you, and you just hang it where you will look at it every morning and you'll get what you asked for. Just so long as you don't have any doubts whatsoever, because that will, like, make these negative attachments, and then you'll just stay in your same, old, unenlightened rut.
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