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Old 12-17-2008, 08:42 AM   #42
Undertoad
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Heh yeah. To spreadsheeting upper management, IT looks like nothing but a big drain of funds.

"Those assholes don't do anything but yell at us when our PCs break! They don't sell anything, they don't have direct contact with any of our products or any of our customers, yet for some reason they make big bucks. Screw them!"

One year later

"Oh no! The IT outsourcing company raised the price again, now that we're dependent on them, and now it looks like they are sending us their shittiest people! What can we do? We'll have to hire expensive contractors to get our quality back up!"

One year later

"Thank you for coming to the company meeting. We have just sold the company to Inglomco. They think they will see cost savings by rolling our IT into theirs."
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